Cooking shows on TV, in general, are wholesome programs aimed at censor-dependent mommies who let their guard down for tricks on “a hundred ways to cook an egg.” But leave it to Rachael Ray to add in a pinch of spice to her programs to horrify grannies in their kitty-print apron and mitts and draw in a change in viewership. One that likes some raisin in their muffins.
What’s wrong with these pictures? Nothing, of course, unless you’re a hypocritical bastard who detests tits that are practically drilling holes through Rachael’s shirt. Naughty, naughty Rachael. Everybody can see right through your ploy to increase your followers, but who cares about the indecency, we’re all sold! Although the next time you pull off another set of pokies in your show, you won’t get even a quarter of a response from your audience, seeing as it’ll be entirely made up of guys staring zombie-like and drooling at your hardened titties. Sign me up for the next immediate show, fellas; as in the words of Seth from Superbad, “I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.”
Even the chick next to Rachael’s licking her chops at the wrong set of watermelons, if you look close enough. But I wouldn’t blame her, because Rachael’s such a fine piece of pussy that even a chick would probably want a dick of her own to jack off and cum all over her delectable tits. And speaking of which, I’ve got this lump of yeast sitting on my crotch, rising and looking to be beat. This set of pictures is just the tip of the iceberg; head on to the link for real, naked photos of Rachael Ray.